Gulf spill Boom School – courtesy DailyKOS

Eric W. Shamlin • 8th Jun 2010 • Random Thoughts, Politics, Random Thoughts

Enroll here.

A few lessons:

Great Fucking Question, DKos Boomer!

1. The booming is being run by a company that concentrates on drilling and booming is for pussies. Production employees were not invited because they would just cause trouble. This is a drilling operation so just fuck off.

2. There’s not enough boom, rope nor anchor on this planet to properly boom the Northern Gulf of Mexico. There should be! It’s not that much an expense! Really! It’s not! They said they were ready! Having enough materials to perform fucking proper fucking booming, IS part of being ready! THEY’RE NOT READY! ARE THEY?

3. Governors, Senators, Presidents and most of all the Piece-Of-Shit-C*nt Media don’t know what fucking proper fucking booming LOOKS LIKE! So you can just lay a single line of neon-glo-orange boom out parallel to the shore, for miles, with anchor points every quarter-mile to where a good part of it washes up onto the shore like a huge, dead, orange nightcrawler… and they won’t know the difference! Where it manages to stay off the bank, a little two-foot chop you would let your kids frolic in will send all the oil either over or under it! ALL THE OIL! ON THE SHORE! IN THE REEDS! ON THE BEACH! IN THE NESTS! OIL! So what! It’s not gonna make CNN send a single correspondent to booming school, is it?